The Swift Report

American Family Association Boycotting Ford over Gay Cars, Trucks

The American Family Association announced this week that it plans to boycott one of the country's top gay automakers. Ford recently announced plans to rollout five new gay automobiles, hoping to grab a piece of the market share currently owned by the Toyota Prius, the nation's unofficial top gay car.   

Pro-Family Group Probes Bush Over Porno Picture

A pro-family group is demanding that President Bush remove a pornographic picture of Mr. Bush that has been making the rounds of gay web sites for weeks. The Coalition for Traditional Values, a conservative Christian organization that supports a return to a theocratic form of government, became aware of the xxx-rated picture after its chairman encountered it on a gay website.

FBI Hopes New Computer System Will Help Track Down 'Al Kayda'

A state-of-the-art computer system will soon allow the Federal Bureau of Investigation to engage in complex computing tasks, including input, computation and analysis. A 1400 mile network of pneumatic tubes will allow the agency to communicate with input engineers in the field.

Microsoft to Roll Out Windows XP 'Homo' Edition

In a move likely to make computing history, Seattle software giant Microsoft will soon unveil its new Windows XP 'Homo' Edition. The company says that it designed the new product line in response to demands for a gay operating system, the first of its kind, by consumers and Microsoft employees. But some conservative Christian groups are warning that the software could open the door to "open-source" relationships.

Christian Gamers Resurrect Christ--and Profits--in Global Video Game Market

Industry analysts see the sudden growth of the Christian video game market as a clear win-win opportunity for investors. With successful, high-profile Christian-themed RTS game releases, such as Halo and Halo 2 on Microsoft's Xbox, and with expectations high for Gibson's movie-to-game gamble on The Passion, the question on analysts' minds: What Would Jesus Play?