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Pro-Family Group Probes Bush Over Porno Picture

A pro-family group is demanding that President Bush remove a pornographic picture of Mr. Bush that has been making the rounds of gay web sites for weeks. The Coalition for Traditional Values, a conservative Christian organization that supports a return to a theocratic form of government, became aware of the xxx-rated picture after its chairman encountered it on a gay website.

Poll: Rove, Bush Deserve Same Benefits that Married Couples Have

According to a recent poll, a wide majority of Americans believe that long-time companions President Bush and advisor Karl Rove should have access to the same rights that married couples enjoy. Under current law, Mr. Rove would be denied hospital visitation rights should the President become ill. Nor could the two exercise the right to refuse to testify against one another should legal troubles befall one or both of them.   

Microsoft to Roll Out Windows XP 'Homo' Edition

In a move likely to make computing history, Seattle software giant Microsoft will soon unveil its new Windows XP 'Homo' Edition. The company says that it designed the new product line in response to demands for a gay operating system, the first of its kind, by consumers and Microsoft employees. But some conservative Christian groups are warning that the software could open the door to "open-source" relationships.

New Poll Names Lincoln, Hoover as Most Influential Gay Republicans

A new poll has revealed some surprising results about American attitudes towards influential gay republicans. Results of the survey, conducted earlier this month by the Swift Report, a popular conservative weblog, identifies a number of powerful gay republicans including former president Abraham Lincoln and former FBI chief J. Edgar Hoover.

Conservative Critics of First Lady's Comedy Act Decry 'Hoax' Smear

A conservative Christian organization that lashed out at the First Lady's weekend comedy routine is lashing out again—this time at critics who claim that the group's Bible-based panning of Mrs. Bush's jokes and one-liners was itself a joke. Observers say that the high-profile dispute over who can speak for conservative Christians is just the latest in an increasingly heated battle between the Coalition for Traditional Values and its rival, the Traditional Values Coalition.