The Swift Report

Cleaned Up 'K-Fed' May Seek Office

Kevin Federline is contemplating a run for office, say sources close to the aspiring performer, best known for his role as the husband of Britney Spears. 'K-Fed,' who often blasts California liberals in private, is now looking to take that criticism public and may challenge democratic representative Henry A. Waxman in next fall's congressional election. First step on the campaign trail: a new clean-cut, more professional look.

Paula Abdul Cleared in 'American Idol' Terror Probe

A probe by federal agents has reportedly found no evidence that American Idol judge Paula Abdul was part of a planned terrorist operation. Sources close to the investigation say that agents, who were monitoring voicemail messages left for Ms. Abdul by former 'Idol' contestant Corey Clark phone calls under a provision of the Patriot Act, may have confused Ms. Abdul with suspected Jordanian terrorist Buelah Abdul.

Bolton Bar Brawl Marks Rocky Start to UN Tenure

Just days after his recess appointment to the United Nations, Ambassador John Bolton’s involvement in a bar brawl has alarmed some member nations of the international peace body. The scuffle, which took place in the exclusive Delegate’s Lounge of the UN and involved representatives of Finland, Tanzania and Fiji, reportedly broke out over a bowl of mixed nuts, which Ambassador Bolton alleged were "mostly peanuts."

50 Cent Leaves 'Live 8' Over Trade Policy Dispute

Rapper 50 Cent, scheduled to perform in Philadelphia as part of a worldwide concert aimed at highlighting global poverty, has pulled out of the show as a result of a dispute with event organizers over trade policy. Sources close to Mr. Cent say that he is unhappy with the event's anti-globalization tone and wants to work more closely with the world's powerbrokers known as the G8, no relation to Mr. Cent's own G Unit.

Corey: Paula Abdul No Terrorist

Former American Idol wannabe Corey Clark made no mention of the terrorism allegations swirling around Idol judge Paula Abdul on ABC's expose last night. But sources close to the aspiring singer say that he dismisses any link between his former lover and the terror group al-Qaeda out of hand. Clark says that while he is supportive of the US-led war on terror he doesn't believe that Ms. Abdul has any ties to terrorism.

Listen Up Lindsay, Christina: More Teens Seeking Virgin Pop Stars

A growing number of teenage girls say that they are more likely to purchase CDs made by female artists who wait until marriage to have sex. The research findings are likely to increase pressure on struggling record labels to keep young starlets chaste—or quickly marry them off. 

Rock Band Says FCC Investigation Fueled by Pro-Evolution Stance

The rock band Fuel is the subject of an FCC investigation after lead singer Brett Scallions dropped the "F-Bomb" at an inaugural concert for kids last week. But band members say that they're not on trial for swearing, but for their outspoken views on the controversial theory of evolution.

Britney Spears Seen as Big Winner in Election

Young voters who voted in the recent election said that “moral values” were the most important issue confronting the country, ahead of terrorism, the drinking age and school uniforms. But new exit polling data has turned up another surprising finding: among these young values voters, a whopping 74% said that Britney Spears, now known by her married name, Britney Federline, best represented their ethics and ideals, compared with a scant 13% for rival singer Christina Aguilera.