The Swift Report

No 'Filibustering' on the Dance Floor: High Schools Fight Latest Dirty Dance Craze

First there was bumping, then grinding, then freak dancing. But these dirty dances have nothing on the latest XXX-rated dance-floor craze: filibustering. Officials at US high schools say that they suspect that the lewd maneuvers probably originated in densely populated urban areas and have since popped up in suburbs and even small towns. The good news: a small army of dance chaperones has been trained to spot dance-floor offenders, before they have a chance to cop a 'fil.'

Iraqi Truth Tour Finds Exquisite Sunsets, Plenty of 'Truth'

Fed up with the constant America bashing from the shamelessly liberal media and left-wing politicians, a group of fearless conservative media personalities—including the Swift Report’s own Deanna Swift—has traveled to Iraq to spend the week inside Baghdad’s exclusive Green Zone. In her latest report, Deanna dishes about life in the desert and discovers that covering a war isn’t too taxing—when your side has already won.

Activists Say Activism Needed to Stop Activist Judges

Some of the leading conservative minds in the country gathered this weekend to discuss such issues as the removal of Terri Schiavo's feeding tube, bans on Ten Commandments monuments and a proposed constitutional amendment that would outlaw adultery. Sandy Slokum, the executive director of Defend Our Marriages, participated in the gathering, called "Confronting the Judicial War on Faith." In this exclusive Q and A, Slokum describes how she and her fellow anti-judicial activism activists plan to take America back—to a Judeo-Christian future.

Lock Me Up—I'm Fat: Thanks to Martha, Jailhouse Weight Loss Plans More Popular than Ever

From Martha Stewart to Leah Fastow and Matthew Hale, a growing number of overweight celebs are using their time behind bars to shed unwanted pounds and inches. But keeping the pounds off post-incarceration isn’t easy. Prison nutritionists caution that an estimated 67% of inmates regain most of their lost weight after their sentences end.

White House Dish: Chef Not to Laura’s Taste

After 11 years as White House chef, Walter Scheib III has been pushed out of the kitchen by First Lady Laura Bush. While Scheib says he wants to leave on a positive note, insiders say that the 'top toque' was unhappy at the Bush's insistence that he give up all French recipes and cooking techniques, and create an elaborate inaugural menu paying tribute to the brand names of a dozen top Bush campaign and GOP donors.

First Lady Says 'No Moore' to Ten Commandments Tea

The First Ladies' Inaugural Tea is one of the hottest tickets in town during this week's gala inaugural celebration. But while there will be plenty of tea, the event just lost its First Lady. Laura Bush has opted to 'ice' the Tea because of the featured guest speaker: former Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore.

On the Inaugural Menu: A Dish to Please Every Donor

Diners attending any of three candlelight inaugural dinners will be treated to a menu best described as "donor's delight," a compilation of dishes intended to honor major Bush campaign fundraisers.

Celebrity Support of McDonald's Thanksgiving "McThankful Meal"

McDonald's, the world's largest foodservice retailer, will be offering a new Thanksgiving tradition on its fast-food menu. The McThankful Meal will provide an alternative holiday dinner for the millions of customers they serve daily. For the Thanksgiving Day launch in selected cities, celebrities from Hollywood and professional sporting will be on hand to literally "serve it up."