9:00 AM: Update resume to reflect recent promotion. (Note to self: leave a line open under 'awards' for possible Presidential citation, medal).
Order copy of Disaster Management for Dummies.
Contact Presidential Prayer Team and ask about getting name added to list of 'Leaders to Pray For.' Note to self: any way to get people to stop praying for Chertoff and Allen?)
Instruct secretary not to take any more calls from Dutch people offering expensive advice.
Attend Donald Rumsfeld's "Handling Success" seminar at the Pentagon.
Complete work on Lego™ city. Order extra Lego™ blocks to strengthen levees before pouring water in. Deploy Lego™ men as necessary. (Note to self: submit procurement order for cool Lego™ fire trucks and helicopters.)
Secure $200 million Asteroid Preparedness contract for Joe Allbaugh's consulting firm.
Schedule trip to North Dakota to assess hurricane readiness plan.
Call to check on progress of "Brownie: You're Doing a Heck of a Job" T-shirts, pens and koozies.