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May 02, 2005
Conservative Christians Not Laughing at First Lady's Comedy Act
First Lady Laura Bush may have stolen the show with her surprise comedy routine at this weekend's White House Correspondents' Association Dinner, but her jokes and one-liners have made her no new friends among conservative Christians. In an official statement, one 'pro-family' advocacy group warned that Mrs. Bush's jokes at the President's expense were in violation of the Biblical command that wives respect their husbands.
Some shocked by Mrs. Bush's reference to herself as a "desperate housewife"
WASHINGTON, DC—The First Lady may have stolen the show with her surprise comedy routine at the 91st White House Correspondents' Association Dinner, but not everyone appreciated her jokes and one-liners poking fun at President Bush. At least one organization of conservative Christians quickly lashed out at Mrs. Bush's performance, warning that her remarks at the President's expense were a public refutation of the Biblical command that wives should respect their husbands.
According to an official statement released over the weekend by the Coalition for Traditional Values, an organization that seeks a more flexible relationship between church and state, Mrs. Bush's jokes at her husband's expense amounted to a public emasculation of the President. Pastor Roy DeLong, the statement's author and chair of the group, warns that the First Lady's performance comes at a time when the Mr. Bush's "manliness is already under attack."
Laura: Meet Ephesians
"As a believer, President Bush is no doubt familiar with the passage from Ephesians that says 'Wives, submit yourselves unto your husbands, as unto the Lord,'" says Mr. DeLong. "That means that just as Christ is the head of the church, the husband is the head of the wife. That is not the
Mrs. Bush interrupted a speech being given by her husband at the annual dinner, remarking that "I have a few things I want to say for a change." She then proceeded to mock his performance, both public ("if you really want to end tyranny in the world, you're going to have to stay up later") and private, noting that by nine o'clock, Mr. Bush, whom she referred to as "Mr. Excitement," is typically sound asleep.
"One of the Proverbs says that 'a virtuous woman is a crown to her husband, but she that maketh him ashamed is as rottenness in his bones," notes Mr. DeLong. "I bet President Bush is feeling pretty rotten today."
Manliness in question
The rebuke to the First Lady's stand-up act comes on the heels of mounting concern about the President's image. Last week, Mr. Bush was seen holding hands with Crown Prince Abdullah of Saudi Arabia. Then the President raised eyebrows anew when he asked a crowd of supporters in Galveston, TX, if they celebrated Splash Day, an annual gay pride event in that state, best known for attracting tens of thousands of buff men, wearing little more than suntan oil.
Even some members of Mr. Bush's famously loyal party looked askance at his recommendation during a speech on the nation's energy needs last week, when he encouraged Americans to consider driving hybrid vehicles, widely believed to be 'gay' cars.
Depraved housewives?
While the Coalition for Traditional Values was the first conservative advocacy group to jump on the First Lady's comments, more criticism is expected. In her remarks, Mrs. Bush likened herself to a desperate housewife, a reference to the hit show on ABC, noting that she watches the show with Lynne Cheney, wife of the Vice President.
"Desperate Housewives" has come under heavy fire from pro-family groups, including the American Decency Association, which has called for a boycott of ABC for airing the "degraded" show. Last fall, Mrs. Cheney asked the federal government to step in to protect the nation's children from the "Desperate Housewives."
Do you think the First Lady's comedy act was offensive to Judeo-Christian values? Contact Russell Darby at russdarb@yahoo.com
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Comments
Well, this whole protest against a few harmless jests just set Feminism back a hundred years. Shall the men retreat to their brandy and cigars while the women are left to play bridge in the parlor now?
Posted by: Mari T | Jun 8, 2005 2:46:40 PM
Anything that pisses the low IQ bible thumpers off is OK with me!!
Posted by: RED | May 13, 2005 11:39:33 PM
At the risk of giving away my age, we used to call the people on the political left "radical," that is advocating revolutionary change. People on the right were known as "reactionary," opposed to progress. Rather than demonizing the fundimentalists as they do to progressives (my first instinct), I think the appropriate designation is Christian extremists. After all, they don't reflect mainstream views and values
Posted by: j1p1 | May 6, 2005 8:56:25 AM
I thought Laura Bush's few minutes of glory was a bit crude but what if she had told secrets about the real George Bush???? I hope she gets a job on Sat. Night Live and maybe this "Resident" Bush will retire before he ruins the entire world.
We have no business pushing out beliefs on other countries.
Nuff said....
Posted by: Maxine | May 5, 2005 2:20:55 PM
I believe the performance was simply to distract (as it did) people from paying attention to the document printed in "The Times" (the Real Times, the one in London) which clearly shows Bush/Blair conspiring to find a way to attack Iraq.
"Military action was now seen as inevitable. Bush wanted to remove Saddam through military action justified by the conjunction of terrorism and WDM. But the intelligence and facts were being fixed around the policy."
Yes, "...the intelligence and facts were being fixed around the policy." Amazing. But no Grace there.
God Bless
Especially God Bless the TENS of THOUSANDS of Iraqi CHILDREN maimed and killed in our war. Killed whilst our president holds hands and plays kissey-face with a leader of a despotic country: a country from which came the vast majority of those who attacked us on 911.
Posted by: VietVet | May 4, 2005 4:58:58 PM
Anyone catch the segment about her routine on Jon Stewart? Stephen Colbert played the "unedited" version of her stallion joke - too f**king funny. "...even worse, he _knew_ it was a stallion...even worse... he asked for another stallion..." :-D
Posted by: Glenn Sugden | May 4, 2005 10:45:49 AM
It was nicely staged. At almost the same time the comedian George Wallace staged in front of Condolezza Rice.
Some kind of public relation. But does it really help these people? Bush, Chenny and Rice are advocating the murder of innocent Iraqi civilians.
Posted by: G. M. | May 4, 2005 12:14:46 AM
It was funnier when the onion did it first...but you still got Drudge.
P.S. This is not praise, get a friggin' life.
Posted by: Biff | May 3, 2005 10:33:43 PM
The onion does it better...but you still got Drudge.
P.S. This is not praise, get a life.
Posted by: Tim | May 3, 2005 10:30:59 PM
I think that Laura Bush's comedy routine was offensive to the
1,500 troops who were sent to Iraq by her husband and who have been killed.
If this is a time of war and sacrifice, then Laura Bush needs to
acknowledge the sacrifice that these young men and women have made and forget about the narcissistic "humor".
Posted by: Cheryl | May 3, 2005 9:26:14 PM
No wonder Bush got elected in the first place...
America, you need to wake up. It's all a joke.
Posted by: Ah, Irony | May 3, 2005 7:21:48 PM
I came for the women and found only pesky satire.
Posted by: Ho | May 3, 2005 1:06:21 PM
I don't know whether this article makes me want to laugh because the Bushes aren't the evil bastard ignorant neocon holy rollers I thought they were, or cry because they sold out our country to appease the evil bastard ignorant neocon holy roller vote.
That portion of our country's controlling element is going down, and soon, according to many sources recently. Personally, I can't wait. They have overstepped their boundaries so many times, people have forgotten what it was like before Church ruled the State.
Did anyone notice the poll sidebar at the top of this story? "What issue should people of faith take on next?" I realize some of it is tounge-in-cheek, but why should people of faith "take on" anything concerning our laws, ESPECIALLY in the context of "faith?"
And speaking of faith-based issues, where in this poll is there any reference to the poor, sick, hungry, uneducated bretheren that share this world with us all? Why are the issues always about money and morality? SO typical of you bible-thumpers.
Try reading your good book without your cloak of morality wrapped around you quite so tightly, and you may actually come to understand what you're reading.
Posted by: Me | May 3, 2005 12:02:30 PM
I don't know whether this article makes me want to laugh because the Bushes aren't the evil ignorant neocon holy rollers I thought they were, or cry because they sold out our country to appease the evil ignorant neocon holy roller vote.
That portion of our country's controlling element is going down, and soon, according to many sources recently. Personally, I can't wait. They have overstepped their boundaries so many times, people have forgotten what it was like before Church ruled the State.
Did anyone notice the poll sidebar at the top of this story? "What issue should people of faith take on next?" I realize some of it is tounge-in-cheek, but why should people of faith "take on" anything concerning our laws, ESPECIALLY in the context of "faith?"
And speaking of faith-based issues, where in this poll is there any reference to the poor, sick, hungry, uneducated bretheren that share this world with us all? Why are the issues always about money and morality? SO typical of you bible-thumpers.
Try reading your good book without your cloak of morality wrapped around you quite so tightly, and you may actually come to understand what you're reading.
Posted by: Me | May 3, 2005 12:00:10 PM
wow, reading through this was worth it, rare for so many blog comment pages.
i can't believe what has happened to my country in the last 5 years. with the complete neutering of mainstream media (liberal slant or not, respect for facts and journalistic integrity are real and declining at an alarming rate), it seems that blogs and webnews has filled the space, and frankly most of the people that make the internet are smarter or at least more clever than most of those who just read it, or just showed up in the last couple years.
the religious right wing cannot and should not be allowed to complete this slow-motion coup of mainstream society. there is plenty of religion and religions on the left that are being silenced by this organizational juggernaut known as the christian right. i'd be more supportive of the right if they sent their own christian soldiers to fight and die in Crusade III instead of the poor and dark-skinned masses 19 year olds we always use to fight our wars.
if christians spent as much time improving their community as they do criticizing and trying to legislate/stop mine, the results would speak for themselves. but as a former catholic whose glad my priest kept his hands out of my pants i find this parady to be the single funniest thing of the week. the parady worked because it's right on the line next to what we expect from these types.
comments from dedicated conservative pastors explaining how jerking off horses, sexually frustrated married women, and how W and L must be the best president and first lady ever because they say jesus louder than the rest of them mingling together made my morning. yet their actions in their daily duties seem to go against so much of how i understand god and christ to want us to act.
great story, sad times in the united states of america.
Posted by: jr | May 3, 2005 9:52:48 AM
You people are absolute geniuses. This is perhaps one of the funniest satires I have ever seen, especially because so many people were stupid enough to be taken in by it. I'd like you to see my site:
conservativedemocratnews.blogspot.com and let me know what you think. I have a link there to another satirical site (well, I will soon).
Posted by: American | May 3, 2005 8:25:36 AM
Howard Stern also fell for it. He was quoting from the letter from the Coalition for Traditional Values on this morning's show. Pretty sad day for the Stern Show. Shows how much he is blinded by his hatred of Bush.
Posted by: Marty | May 3, 2005 7:36:33 AM
Thank Jesus Bush wasn't trying to suck the milk out of the horse.
And we don't even know for sure if the horse was homosexual. Suppose the encounter was not consensual? It boggles the mind that Bush would be chasing a non-consenting horse.
I know Jesus was against stoning adulterous females. But I also know he didn't say stoning gays was wrong.
I say we warn Bush once. If he doesn't take the warning to heart: get out the rocks.
I think Bush needs to keep his wife in a closet. And whatever they do in there should be done in total darkness. With the music turned up loud. "Jesus Loves Me" would be appropriate.
Posted by: M. Simon | May 3, 2005 2:53:01 AM
Once again this is a false report. There is no Pastor Delong. Check out your informaiton before you believe it.
http://www.traditionalvalues.org/modules.php?sid=2248
Posted by: Steve | May 2, 2005 11:32:33 PM
What a gaggle of dupes. No wonder over 45% of you still think Saddam was behind 9/11.
Posted by: wonkster | May 2, 2005 10:03:15 PM
Truly stunning and disheartening comments. Left and right, here we have mostly the gullible indulging in a fit of Web bulimia, gorging indiscriminatley on a mock controversy viewed on a satirical site, and as usual getting all fired up over nothing as long as they get a chance to spout and spew for awhile. This is the rabble who vote for Bush, and, unforunately for the president who will have to clean up Bush's ungodly 'conservative' mess, this is the buch of nitwits the man will have to address as a candidate. I am weary of buffoons who condemn all politicians and remain blind to their own corruption and stupidity. Nothing will stop them from clogging up the internet with their semiliterate maundering, though.
Hey, wingnuts, read your stuff and THEN complain about the schools! And, just once, remember what YOU did there. Oh, PERSONAL personal responsibilty is not your taste in rants? Too bad. Try E. B. White or Rudolph Flesch; it's kind like AA for people like you.
Posted by: joe bascemy | May 2, 2005 8:24:09 PM
Oh, dear lord in heaven! I don't know what's scarier: that the world has become so twisted-nuts that even flat out satire looks real; or that so many postings don't get the JOKE! It's a joke, people! It's satire. Where is Will Rogers when you need him?
Posted by: Laurilei | May 2, 2005 8:15:46 PM
"Conservative Christians Not Laughing at First Lady's Comedy Act" is a superb example of the brilliance of The Swift Report. Can't wait to hear the Christian-conservative think tank types go on about the unfairness of it all. If people have trouble discerning the difference between the news and satire it's because most of MSM news is a joke, and most MSM broadcasters are hacks. Great work, Swift Report!
Posted by: HB | May 2, 2005 7:09:05 PM
Nothing shows how far out in right field the wingnuts have wandered as effectively as the fact that Swift's clever satires are taken seriously by many people. No matter how off the wall the story Swift comes up with, it seems like something that the more far out wingnuts would actually say or do.
Keep the satire coming said Tom Swiftly.
Posted by: Captain Video | May 2, 2005 7:05:38 PM
I am shocked at what some people see as humor. She told that George milked a male horse. Why didnt she just say he masterbated the horse. I think she and the Bush clan are a disgrace to this once great country. I cant believe that so called born again Christians didnt catch that and demand an apoligy for such remarks. Only time they act Christian is at election time.
Posted by: DENNIS | May 2, 2005 6:11:54 PM

