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January 05, 2005
Conservatives Push for Psychiatric Diagnosis of 'Loony Leftists'
Still thinking about election fraud in Ohio? Worried that
voting machines in Florida may have been hacked? If some Republicans
get their way, there may soon be an official diagnosis of what really
ails you: political paranoia disorder.
"Political Paranoia" to be included in next edition of Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders
By Hermione Slatkin, Medical Correspondent
NEW YORK, NY—When Zacharia Goodman recently sought out the help of a therapist, it was no mystery as to what was ailing him. The 27-year-old copy editor was so consumed by his belief that President George W. Bush stole the recent election that he was having trouble sleeping, completing rudimentary tasks at work, and carrying on conversations about topics not related to politics.
The therapist he consulted wrote Goodman a prescription for the social anxiety drug Paxil and encouraged him to spend less time reading left-wing blogs and listening to Air America.
This particular story has a happy ending; Goodman admits that he's already far less irritating to be around than he was just a few weeks ago. But countless paranoids just like him may be going untreated, say mental health professionals. The reason: the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders or DSM presently excludes political paranoia from its 933 pages of symptoms, diagnoses and treatment recommendations.
Download the Political Paranoia Inventory (PPI) Self Test
And with thousands of individuals across the country seeking therapy in the wake of President Bush's electoral victory, some mental health professionals fear that a diagnostic crisis may be in the offing.
Democrat or just demented?
Now a group of Republican lawmakers is hoping that they can do something about the problem. When the 109th Congress convenes in Washington in January, Senator Bill Frist, the first practicing physician elected to the Senate since 1928, plans to file a bill that would define "political paranoia" as a mental disorder, paving the way for individuals who suffer from paranoid delusions regarding voter fraud, political persecution and FBI surveillance to receive Medicare reimbursement for any psychiatric treatment they receive.
Rick Smith, a spokesman for Senator Frist, says that the measure has a good chance of passing—something that can only help a portion of the population that is suffering significant distress.
"If you're still convinced that President Bush won the election because Republicans figured out a way to hack into electronic voting machines, you've obviously got a problem," says Smith. "If we can figure out a way to ease your suffering by getting you into therapy and onto medication, that's something that we hope the entire 109th Congress will support."
A meeting of the minds
Of course, while Congress can pass laws defining mental disorders, the ultimate decision regarding the inclusion of political paranoia disorder in the next version of the DSM isn't up to legislators but to psychiatrists. The entire assembly of the American Psychiatric Association (APA) must approve the addition of the disorder when that body convenes in Atlanta in May.
This won't be the first time that the APA has bowed to political pressure to add or delete common mental disorders. In 1973, the APA removed homosexuality from the massive psychiatric desk reference. The 1987 publication of DSM-III-R deleted ego-dystonic homosexuality as well.
As for the likelihood that therapists will soon be able to diagnose "political paranoia" in the patients who come to see them, Zacharia Goodman says that that moment can't come quickly enough.
"I couldn't eat, I couldn't sleep, my girlfriend left me, and I still didn't know what was wrong with me," says Goodman, who now attends a support group for political paranoids in addition to taking a daily dose of Paxil. "Now I can read the news and stay calm. I'm even planning to watch the inauguration on TV."
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Comments
I think elections held were very pure and there was no fraud.
Posted by: Mark | Oct 7, 2005 5:10:48 AM
Try to tell Kurt Nimmo that this is a bunch of bullshit. His comment forum is closed.
Posted by: Load O. Crap | Jan 17, 2005 6:18:10 AM
Medication for political dissidents??
Now that's interesting. I think I've heard about it
before... If I'm not mistaken it was quite common back in good old USSR.
So that's why they were cheering when the Soviet fell..
They were out to steal their methods. Brilliant ;-)
Posted by: eivind | Jan 15, 2005 9:38:36 PM
Medication for political dissidents??
Now that's interesting. I think I've heard about it
before... If I'm not mistaken it was quite common back in good old USSR.
So that's why they were cheering when the Soviet fell..
They were out to steal their methods. Brilliant ;-)
Posted by: eivind | Jan 15, 2005 9:38:36 PM
Medication for political dissidents??
Now that's interesting. I think I've heard about it
before... If I'm not mistaken it was quite common back in good old USSR.
So that's why they were cheering when the Soviet fell..
They were out to steal their methods. Brilliant ;-)
Posted by: eivind | Jan 15, 2005 9:37:11 PM
Republicans would never make recommendations that would put at risk the precious bodily fluids of their fellow Americans, even DemonRats.
With the obvious exception of the blood of American boys and girls in the armed forces, which they sacrifice to Me with abandon.
A Christian nation? Ha. News to Mars, Mammon and Me - between the three of us we haven't had it so good since the old Roman Imperium. Sigh. Those were the days.
Posted by: Moloch | Jan 11, 2005 7:56:55 PM
Republicans would never make recommendations that would put at risk the precious bodily fluids of their fellow Americans, even DemonRats.
With the obvious exception of the blood of American boys and girls in the armed forces, which they sacrifice to Me with abandon.
A Christian nation? Ha. News to Mars, Mammon and Me - between the three of us we haven't had it so good since the old Roman Imperium. Sigh. Those were the days.
Posted by: Moloch | Jan 11, 2005 7:55:47 PM
This is war!
Posted by: Pepper | Jan 10, 2005 10:44:16 PM
Ok Ok, I'll admit it, I am very paranoid, so are most Americans, and yes we need drugs, we need big brother to keep us safe, to prevent this ugly idea of "freedom" from being disseminated ( it is contagious) and to safeguard us from our own ideas that we should not kill men from a nation that did not attack us men that also never personally offended us, that we should preserve our own legal rights, our freedom of speech, of contience and even privicy. This incidious things, are the product of a cult, and a manufactured malady. Thank god for Bill First and his infinite wisdom, with this proposal we can now go be obedient complacent citizens a sure sign of good mental health.
Now for the best recomendations. Prozac is good for those who think they have rights, this delusion vanishes very rapidly with the pill, seen to be very effective. and as for other forms of this insidous illness, Those who are particularly hard to cure respond best to the combination of ECT and antidepressants, they deal with the problem most efectively. The subject normally stops feeling disatisfaction, and in fact stops feeling at all. never again will the anxiaty make him feel bad. And in many cases, suicidal tendencies solve the prolem completly, not just for the individual ( no more suffering for him)It is also good for society, no one has to worry about the patient after that, he will be dead. The less populace the more food and goodies hu? I'd say, there just isn't a more comprehensive and effective protocol in todays adavance world. Did you say cure? id dead not a stop to al suffering? what more do you want?.
Posted by: politically paranoid | Jan 10, 2005 5:49:50 PM
Cop a clue, people. The article and the reaction to it proves a longstanding premise I have: The average American is in a constant emotional state of "sitting on the edge of their seat" just waiting to be offended. I believe if this were not the case, the discussioin would center on whether or not this little piece of satire is funny. I give it an 8 or 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. For future consideration: the author might consider beginning with, "THIS IS SATIRE". Just a thought ;-)
Posted by: Woodrow Gardener | Jan 10, 2005 12:41:24 PM
I just heard Michael Moore singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" on Jay Leno's show. Michael's got a nice vibrato and political paranoia, too. He needs Paxil. I need Paxil. Can't eat, sleep or think! Every five minutes I see a vision of Bush's 'Smirk'.
Gimme some Paxil!
Posted by: Jodie | Jan 8, 2005 1:34:30 AM
When I had political paranoia, my doctor gave me a pescription for medical marajuana. Now I fell...umm... what wre we talking about again?
Posted by: Ryan Smith | Jan 7, 2005 11:59:44 PM
I guess the follow people need to see a doctor then...
"Any people that would give up liberty for a little temporary safety deserves neither liberty nor safety." Benjamin Franklin
“The means of defense against foreign danger historically have become the instruments of tyranny at home.” -James Madison
"Every step we take towards making the State our Caretaker of our lives, by that much we move toward making the State our Master."
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Posted by: Patriots Words | Jan 7, 2005 6:44:45 PM
Does this mean I can go complain to my doctor about all the horrors the Bush Administration is commiting, and the government will pick up the tab? Awesome! Just to fair though, can they pass an act allowing Republicans to visit a doctor for BISOSS (Blind Ignorant Sufferers of Stockholm Syndrome) :)
Posted by: Theocracy Is Here | Jan 7, 2005 6:37:47 PM
Konservatives are Nazis! They can go fuck themselves!
Posted by: Hank Ramey | Jan 7, 2005 6:34:13 PM
Quote (angels): "If the American people haven't risen up yet, they never will.
"Those willing to give up freedom for security deserve neither."
Abraham Lincoln"
That was Ben Franklin, not "Habeas Corpus, what Habeas Corpus?" Lincoln. :)
Posted by: Fiend | Jan 7, 2005 5:02:13 PM
No one of Metallica penned the phrase, "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."
Sorry, it's a bit older than that.
Posted by: LM | Jan 7, 2005 4:27:41 PM
No one of Metallica penned the phrase, "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."
Sorry, it's a bit older than that.
Posted by: LM | Jan 7, 2005 4:26:59 PM
Jezus freakin christ.
One of the questions on the PPI test should be, “Am I retarded enough to question whether or not this is satire”.
Yes, the Republican Party is made up almost entirely of hillbillies from Abilene Texas.
Yes, Bush is undoubtedly the bastard son of a hundred maniacs.
Now, calm down and put your fingers back on your keyboard and type in a few words. Try "Political Paranoia" for starters and maybe even Frist or some such thing. If you don't find anything to verify that any of this is legitimate, then laugh and the little joke and move on with your life.
We have 4 years to kick the rednecks out of office. Don't waste time confusing comedy with reality. It makes us all look like Republicans.
Posted by: slaghammer | Jan 7, 2005 2:50:51 PM
Good question, is this satire? If it is, well just give them time.
Posted by: angels | Jan 7, 2005 1:46:04 PM
http://www.lifeaftertheoilcrash.net/
http://www.johntitor.com/
If the American people haven't risen up yet, they never will.
"Those willing to give up freedom for security deserve neither."
Abraham Lincoln
Posted by: Halogen | Jan 7, 2005 11:17:59 AM
SOMA
Posted by: sirissachayes | Jan 7, 2005 10:50:32 AM
Are you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here! You talken to me? You talken to Me???
Posted by: Wilbur Carp | Jan 7, 2005 10:42:56 AM
Where's my Paxil?
Posted by: Daphne | Jan 7, 2005 10:11:46 AM
Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you....
- Metallica
Posted by: Libby Buck | Jan 7, 2005 10:11:19 AM
While this particular story may be satire, there really are proposals for mandatory mental health screening in the U.S.:
http://www.lewrockwell.com/mcelroy/mcelroy36.html
http://www.lewrockwell.com/paul/paul203.html
Visit the brand-new Szasz Blog:
http://theszaszblog.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Lee Killough | Jan 7, 2005 9:40:56 AM
Well it had me goin for a second. But thats only because Bush has become a socilaist drug pusher and pharmacuitical industry whore (along with all the other industries). Well written, good job.
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=39078
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2002/04/20020429-2.html
Posted by: Pastor M | Jan 7, 2005 9:29:09 AM
So Frist is saying that about half of the country is demented because they have a different political perspective. Sounds like a DESPERATE move to quell dissent amongst the Bushies. They must be getting scared of a revolt-despite Bush claims of progress, I know for a fact our military in Iraq has had it with them. The Dutch in Iraq have gone on strike,refusing to fight in the middle of a war for God's sake! They are done with the whole fiasco. Nobody wants to die just to make a rich man and his rich friends richer. All soldiers are not the "dumb animals" Kissinger claimed them to be. What's going to happen when our citizen soldiers decide enough is enough and refuse to kill anymore Iraqis? Bush you have really done us all in.....traitor to your country of birth. Watergate will look like childs play when it all comes out in the wash, and it eventually will.
Posted by: mstfd | Jan 7, 2005 9:24:04 AM
It's satire dingbat.
Republicans would never make recommendations that would put at risk the precious bodily fluids of their fellow Americans, even DemonRats.
Posted by: bigfoot | Jan 6, 2005 6:32:45 PM
it's not paranoid if they're right
Posted by: nashville_brook | Jan 6, 2005 12:35:18 PM
Creepy but not real, it seems. No external links to sources for the key claims of the story.
Nice try you republican ass-hat. I bet you wish this story were true and all us liberals could get put in gulags.
Check out my blog if think you can handle the truth. It has nice pictures.
Posted by: VP Admin | Jan 6, 2005 9:01:01 AM
Boy is that creepy. It seems there's no depth beneath which these 'Republicans' won't sink.
It's a slippery slope into the depths of utter madness. If one or two generations of such festering madness are left unchecked, we could see another event on the scale of the holocaust.
Posted by: VP Admin | Jan 6, 2005 8:53:01 AM
Remember Rep. Dan Burton shooting up a melon in his backyard, thus proving (in his warped mind, at least) that Bill Clinton killed his boyhood friend Vince Foster? Wow. Was Burton a "loony rightist" or what? And remember Alberto Gonzales (and Bush) saying torture is okay and the Geneva Conventions are pure rot, thus giving a green light to our enemies to torture any of our soldiers captured in combat the "same way" we have conducted interrogations? Wow. What a pair of "loony rightists." So, it is great to hear that Senator Frist is considering therapeutic treatment for "loony rightists." I wonder when he will have himself checked? Especially since he lied about filibusters. And he's trying to turn the U.S. Senate into his on Politburo. I think I smell a "loony rightist" monopolist rat.
Posted by: The Oracle | Jan 6, 2005 4:57:52 AM
Is this satire? Or is this why the US has contracted to build massive prisons to house those they will never charge due to lack of evidence, but hold however long they please?
See Dana Priest, Washington Post, January 2
They're coming to take us away, hoho, haha, huhu, heyhey?
Posted by: Angelina MaldeTesta | Jan 6, 2005 1:38:41 AM

